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Spring se fihlile and mo loxion ke di party left right n center, babangwe ba tshwere ke stress sao hladiwa want baie van ons batho babantsho renale style sao kreya motho for every season, boma sdudla for winter and slender for summer le spring. Ebe re lebale gore sona sdudla seo re’s hlalang sei kantse go rata ka pelo eyohle ebe aofe seseng le seseng ose nyakang. Kaone rena authis renoba di forever flop we miss the important details of relationships and just chase mapyatla waya waya net fela for status sagore batho ge bao bona bare “eh daai man ke mpya, oja di chuma fela and o di changer like di boxer”. Le banyana bateng bao traisa authis ba naleng lerato ba tibisa di charmer net fela for flaunting, bra yena gana taba solanka a betha 1 da. So every month its a new guy, go beiwa photo mo di social networks then ba hlagella saam ko menateng hand-in-hand, lyena bra ae puditse gore kyena las want o tshwere chuma, knowing little gore ompor half ya nyoras setse ba bethile gona da. Kamo ngwanyana teng ga fele menateng, every weekend yena ke di “checked in at _____ with _____”. Let’s be on the real, eteng authi e nyakang go nyala motho wao phela menateng? Le lona authis lenoba di flopo kao tibisa penty ya kontle le ko groovas ebe le tlisetsa msadi malwetse ko gae, akere don’t have a lil fun on the side mara kere before taking action, stop and think for a while, how will it affect you or your relationship in the long run? and Is it really worth doing?
BO PAPA/MAMA S’MANG MANG
Ka tshepa I’m not the only 1 who feels this way mara re lapile go bona bo papa smang mang ko groovas. Ek mean le lona la jumpa nthwe bline, o kreye a 40 year old a jiva le lepipitlane lao kena matric nakweo o shile ncosi yao lekana le yena daai tiken ko dladleng. Well nna I feel gore as soon as bao shapela daai 40th birthday ke sign yaore nako yagao yao groova ko di commercial venues n events e fetile, or at least vaya di jazz or meskien bo ma di societ tsela tsa di tie n uniform and o tlogele di club to rena di jong span. O kreye mama Thandi a shapile ke di savana tse 3 nakweo setse a thoma go shapa di patlama tussen di lighty, then o expecta gore kaosane re mo hlomphe? Then kamo ba nyaka go re botsa gore re phela masepa. Ish bo mamazala le bo timer, kgopela le itsi di pleke tsa lona tsao groova le tlwele go ira tliasego ka bana ba lena and lena timers le tlwele go rekela di chacha mabyala ao tura ko gae gosena le bhupi, but I’ll get back to this one later on.
Piece by Emmanuel “FUDGE” Selamolela
Society has taught us that it is ok when a man has more than one wife but it’s unacceptable when a woman has more than one man… Well from point of view, I think both are just unacceptable…
mara let’s just say ne ele byao vele ….well some chicks seem to defy the odds, coz okreya ngwanyana ajola omtrent 8 ya ma outhi asa bone wrong, mara tseo tsona ke metsi amannyane, what realy sickens me is that okreye ngwanyana ale busy le bras ma outhi ba baskimaneng as if yena ke las number player kore you don’t understand gori pila.pila ngwana o onagan byang or.feela byang a’skepa kwena this week and then next week askepa ke achoose ya gaow ..antsi aistsi .gori ledi fo le .braas ..kori Kate potsisa gori .yena GE antse Ali one ..ote potsang ngwana .natho ? ..” I’m the shit? ”Ke traisa skim sosotle sa ma’outhi?” Hai. ‘oh well, none the less .bateng bona bana ba ba so and I’m sure we all know one or two. I know most of you ladies may be like I’m discriminating against yall and saying it’s alright for a guy to sleep with more than one woman. But unacceptable when a woman sleeps with many guys, well just remember that if a key can open more than one lock, it’s called a master key…. but if a lock can be unlocked by any key it is a crappy lock and pretty much useless.
NEGLECT AND SHINE
Since eba nna akeso be le burden yao gudisa ncosi (baby) mara ka itsi difficulty yateng want I’m an uncle to 4 and ke gudile in a fatherless household, mara taba ya gore motho o kreye a apere pila, meriri ele up to form and always got cash to go out mara ngwana otswa mamina, gana s’bathu and o dichila okare o advertiser tshokolo is net kaak, ladies I’m not saying yall shouldn’t pamper yourselves mara try to make your children 1st priorities. Ene taba e yagore yall gon put all financial burdens mo timer ke masepa, it takes two to create ncosi, so you own an equal share of responsibility to ngwana lwena. Ene taba yao tsamaya le ngwana rond and bond making the baby call all your male friends malome is ook net kak, o nyatsisa le timer la ngwana gao, nagana gore daai bra o feeler byang when he hears ngwana a ova ka malome steve le kamkho yena malome steve amo reketseng ice cream kateng and a rekela mama plate ya di ribs ko spur then la mo shiya mo pela tv la te khyella ko kamoreng. Bana ba ase di bhari, ba taper everything that happens so kenore fela if le nale bo promiscuous le bo baby mama mentality, berekisa ncondo ya motswadi, not an adolescent teenager.
I wrote this insert from a very recent experience or I or I could so say event.
So gonale batho ba bao sa rate go bona batho ba babedi ba thabile, ge ba ka bona wena le motho wagao le phedisana monate and your relationship flourishing ba thoma boloi, they go to the biggest extent to dig out old skeletons from your closest. Once they find gore you don’t have any scandals they start making up lies telling your partner gore wena ojola le ______ bao bone le yena ko ________ nakweo o kreye ne osatswa le ka jarata ka beke eo mara story sona se teng. And nthwe eleng sleg ka die mense ke gore in most cases ke bras tsa gao ore bras tsa motho wagao. Hence the say “in every relationship there is 2 happy lovers, an ex tryna break you apart and a few friends hoping to see that happen while they pretend gore ba le thabela and omo 1 o vayang di ngaka nine9 wasting his/her cash a jumpa di mbaola and buying potions that won’t even work so they can have a go at your partner. Mara boloi okase bo fetse, net nthwe nka le botsang ke gore hlompang di relationship tsa batho babang and if you know gore o single tlwela go zama gofa batho advice want lwena wa bona gore tsao ratana di go palletse, d’is hoekom ole sonoro.
BO MISS PSL
Agona wrong le go jola a super star or sports man, mara fashion e ya banyana ba mo Pretoria yao jola di soccer star is net kaak, lei fetola di tlaela and shaming your family name, going for gashu yao hloka ncondo. Kamo wa itsi gore o number 11 mo list ya megwanthi mara osa lwela da. Chances of him infecting you with an STI or STD are really high as you aren’t certain. Well a ke fyele motho mara ra di itsi ba itsi megwanthi yao tapa ke bafana ba Mvela le PSL, so bra’s dlallang kgole if le sa batla go phela sbaka nyana. Still not dissing or hating mo bafana bao dlala bolo, net la itsi gore ba phela byang, and most of the time banale go shapega kaonne abana di regte. So ge di’chacha tsa bona di le unavailable they resort to mekoro eme swak. O kreya daai nine ele sfebe sa magindza, kamo o tsamaya a nyobisa every gashu e mo rekelang 6 ya cider. So o nagana malwetse ao tlelang ona net da and weer kamo di febe di tlonna di go lata ka skiem, nakweo you are around 23-26 ka mengwaga then o late ke lepipitlane lao kena grade 11 le skiem sa gae bao botsa gore otswe mo jubeng ya bona. Kamo bao tshepisa di mpama while causing a scene ko pela ko wena. Kaosane bo makhi bo labella byang? O thoma go nyatsa ke di gashu mo strateng, geo thoma ore w aba fohlela bare “shut up wena,re tlao biletsa bale ne bao peipa ko pela kweno”. So bo my sister, die baling pila cause fashion nyana e ya lena is net kaak.
BO BIG TALK + GWABABA = NO ACTION
La ba itsi moes? All talk and no action. Ba rata go ova ka di cheri tsa bona which you’ll never meet, batla nyaka go botsa ka banyana asif bona ke di guru tsao jola. Mara if le ko menateng and some ladies join you on your table, motho o fetoga smumu, I’m talking about funeral silence. Nigga will be kissing his beer bottle the whole knight ebe lona le fase sale banyan aba fihlile tlebe aitse hello fela. As I laugh while typing this containg myself from naming some people as a friend warned me about getting shot, mara nnete ke nnete. Ladies, if a brother is all talk and acting suspicious or very quiet ko tafoleng finishing all the beers then congratulations. You’ve spotted a victim of gwababa. Shame mara it’s ok if he’s still in his teens for most young girls find a shy boy cute, but if that nigga over 20 then he has a serious problem. Nthwe tshegisang ka majita aoba le gwababa kore aba shote nex. Kere transie eteng, kontol ya zaka e teng, plus le ntlu or skampie sa mabaibai, mara okae utlwi bare lenyore la puller vandag. Always ke yena o driver di bras tsa gae le di couple tsa bona gae, or yena ba phela bam o drosra ale 1. Worse part abana le di regte, kore ke kgope mara yena he claims to know so much about women. Mara otlareng? Machancera ga fele.
BO BRA VOLKSWAGEN POLO/G5/G6
Ok let’s be on a real note now, brothers… arena jealous gore le kgona go patella installment sa 2tao/pm (R2000/pm) on your latest polo or golf GTI ne. Mara show off ya lena is really unnecessary, ek mean if some of rena di lighty re ka tlwela sgela ra botsa batswadi bantshe deposite ya transie n pay di installment ka tuition fees I bet re ka reka di Volvo or Mercedes. So kgopela le hafole dilo tse le di irang, you know what I’m talking about mus. Ene taba yaore wena o vaya ka transie ya latest model, nakweo wena osa pitlahantsha ban aba kweno ko ntlung ya 4 room or osa robala kamo zozong yao thibiwa mesoba ka newspaper enoba bo tlaela. Straight talk, baie van jull kasi outhies is net di flop and di gashu. A wise man would know to invest in lifetime assets like a house or stable business. Mara since we live in a society of show offs and hoe’s that wana be sponsored instead of getting good grades and seeking a stable career, we fall victim to the trap that our enemies wishes upon us “failure to launch”. So rather flaunt with fortunes while having investments and insurance moola than throwing change in the air while knowing you are still in dept.
Otherwise, kasi will never be kasi without such charecters, and apologies on the late issue, due to management glitches. But until next month kere kontrolo ngwna!!!!!
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so please stay posted, ke maswabi ruri, from the @ohanang team
Greetings and salutations to all ma readers, viewers and all those who just read to criticize,
Ke tshepa le enjoyile yalls July, “the stress month”, for it is now where alotta young men are at the suicide peak as they got the good/bad news that they are soon going to be fathers, mara le sa bala. Life is all about reproduction so congrats to all the mothers and dads to be, so now let us commerce with what yall came here for
Living in the world of today, everything happens so fast, before you know it, you have said words which weren’t intended to be sent to the next party. I could say we have all been in a state of denial, either we lie to our selves about situations we in just to console our state of emotion or try to forget a situation that has occurred, but what I wanna know is why would one put him/herself in so much pain when the truth is always bound to set you free? For instance, you get results of a blood test and they read positive. Lying to yourself that they were all a mistake is just as close to beating yourself up for no reason, and which will just lead to tolling and slowly deteriorating yourself. So for one to find happiness, one has to be honest with one’s self and learn to accept things as they are. As you might have noticed I like including the words “malapa ga lekane”- Some people seem to have misread the message I’m conveying to the audience and think my blog is all bout giving a bad image to banyana ba kasi le bophelo ba mashigu, need I remind you that churches are empty these days only coz the youth pay attention to education in a hidden message form, for example if I did a sexual math song, I bet they would remember all the formulas to solving the mathematical problems .so it came to me a few weeks ago when I had a talk with my friend Kenny, we were conversing on the topic bout how life can be depressing somtimes geo bona gore di thaka tsa gao dia phomella and wena nakweo dilo di sharakane, you peers buying flashy cars, getting good paying jobs with no qualifications and nakweo wena o imela ke depression gore why wena dilo tsao di sa pope, keng nkare modimo gao verstane and all that. So you start playing the blame game, eitha o blamer setswadi or situation sa ko wena which automatically leads to denial (dishonest) to yourself. You are ripping yourself off the building stones that will mold you as soon as you learn to accept situation. So I quote Kenny’s words “we all have our given time to prosper, some people just fall into luck naturally and some of us have to work for success, but in the end, Modimo o beile nako for rena bobohle, lentse ekaba after mengwaga, but in the end tlebe dilo tsao dintse wete”.
My bras kgopela lei holokomeleng when it comes to under age girls who love the fast life and having a good time. Sometimes you find gore she lies about her age saying she’s 19 or 18 net for gore a kgone gonwa byala or she would be on some tip gore setswadi asena taba ka what she does so dilo di mthebelele. Skae tshepa taba eo, so from now on if you have the feeling gore motho o ke ngwana,
ask for her ID because o tla shwela ntho osae itsing, worst of all they are very conniving for the story changes when the parents find out about her activities and the older boyfriend “you”. O fetoga the big bad wolf who was forcing everything onto her. So if dilo go to the hands of the law, you have no say in this for she is a minor and knowing well that she is one, whatever you did with her will be set as statutory rape, whether she agreed to it or not, even if yall did not engage in any sexual activities, being with her will just lead to and offense of criminal record to your name so can yall try atleast le ba tlogeleng till ba gola nyana coz taba ya ma-authi atlo chechella ko tronkong for taba tse so ase stelle so net reba shape ka skhiya for nako nyana wamferstana?
As much as le ka ngangisana, there are ladies out there who have that real love. Kore ga nyake go utlwa nex ka banna babangwe except for the one she is with. Its been years since I’ve been to a wedding mo kasi, so this just goes to tell me gore batho abasana lerato, bophelo ba nou ke ba di van n set, but yet you find these women who are ready to settle and tie that knot, so in the end flopo is in us men. Re tshaba commitment cause we are so greedy and re rata go retiwa for dilo tse snax, we have this motto of “why settle for beef when I can also have lamb”. That’s where the whole problem/matter begins, we fear being loyal n sticking to one girl while we busy chasing after megwanthi eminchi, and seize to ignore the love we could be getting from sticking to one woman. While we chase loose skirts we chase diseases and miss the opportunities to finding a faithful partner so my conclusion to this is we men are the reason why gosena manyalo and go tletse megwanthi mo Gauteng. So bras kgopela re rateng banyana ba rena and if you on that tip ya gore jou kind wao tima so wena u wana have ba ko mapayeng fela then you need to ask yourself what is it that you are doing wrong gore she won’t give you that trust gore a ka gofa yona. I quote “Men who are in stable relationships never go hungry”.
There is a very big misconception between cheap men and low budget fellas, so women ba fyela the wrong ones because of this huge misunderstanding.
On the previous topic I discussed taba ya gore malapa ga lekane, so we come back to the discussion yagore banna ba dula bale depressed coz ba gatellega in most cases like when it comes to a situation where he has to take his girl out. Some of these young women abane verstaan gore motho ga kgone go afforda so when he takes her to ko sterland she gon complain gore yen o nyaka goya ko Nu-metro coz chomi yagae Cindy ba mo isa ko teng, or she only wants to dine ko spur and will never touch a nandos plate so this all leads to depression for the poor fella. Cheap niggas ke bale bao rata go fluanta dilo tsao tura, the lavish life, designer clothes and nice cars but when it comes to a point where he has to take care of real bills he will just fold his arms and look at the lady. So coming back to the ladies, if you think your man can’t afford your lifestyle, best leave him and find a rich brother who will ,but do keep in mind that these money throwing
guys are more to what meets the eye, so if he tells you to do something out of your comfort zone, osa makala, it just comes with the cash he will be spending on you. So leave low budget brothers to the understanding girls, and the cheap niggas to megwanthi and if you have an expensive maintenance plan like a german car then go for the rich pervs or just get a job and maintain your own lifestyle.
Big vs Small
Dear fellas, just because you have an ak-47 in your pants do not necessarily mean you are the world’s greatest sex guru. Some women kindly asked me to educate yall about pleasuring a woman since I gave them a heads up mo di tabeng tsa di 1 noto on the previous issue.
- Pumping real fast doesn’t fascinate all women; take time to know what pleases your woman. Some ladies are very fond of oral sex, plus it has the advantage to greater chances of orgasm, but not all women are fans of licking the cake so take a different approach and play around touching her all over till you find that tickle spot.
- 4play is an essential when it comes to got steamy love making. Imagine going down a dry water slide… well that’s what your lady feels if you penetrate without arousing her sweet juices. Or while yall busy and she goes dry, might be results of well stimulation, so stop that humping and get back to touching and kissing so get her back into that mood.
- There is no shame in spoiling your lady with a nice massage or talking dirty with her, she’s not always in that love making mood. Sometimes she wishes to see that thug in you, so do well and show her that wild side of yours.
- Do not be afraid of sexting your lady, chances of you learning what really puts her on are very high in this situation.
With these tips you can never go wrong, so go out there and explore your woman, remember that life is all about learning, so do your lady right!
From me and the ohanang team, kere le saleng sentle till our next topic droping next month (on my birthday) so le sa chaba go nkopella akere..
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Stay well ka KONTROLO ngwana!!!!
Dumelang my fellow ohanang readers, ke tshepa gore le sa phidile sentle and are now sitting back with a bowl of popcorn anticipated about what I have for yall this month…
Apologies on the delay knowing that you were so anticipated mara nna ka le shapa ka mumish, ish snet taba tsa di network recession wabo
Well June has come to an end and I bet we all have experienced/collected some crazy/fun moments during this cold month. Some of yall might have been used, dumped, betrayed or maybe found love ra celebrater bo june 16, father’s day and school closings/pens down for mapipitlane. Either way it might have been a great month mara nna kesa lla ka flopo nyana e 1, these weak assholes that cannot stand for a fight but are very quick to fold fists when coming to women. As much as I would talk a lot of crap about basadi on my blogs, I cannot stand a man that hits his better half. Whether ke mokoro wagao or nine/regte yao brothers we have no right to lay a hand on them. So one here’s the deal if you know any guy who does this please name and shame him with his picture included so we can expose these bastards on the coming blog.
So gonale these ladies ba jelang batho di juba (bo miss mangf mang) so proud about being nyatsi ya eimand & will even describe the way a mofang yona kateng. She will even tell you how his real girlfriend asa mofeng yona kateng and how she would satisfy him kateng. Kore ga hlabe ke kgala motho wateng, ebile gana flop ge bamo phega nine9, otla mmona ka go jikelwa ko corning kabo 6am… ga fihlisiwi le ko di taxing to show that yena kwa ko mapayeng fela. Ge a bhanisiwa bhana yateng ba e phega okare ba phega mpya ya mtatsetse. Let’s be on an honesty tip, we all know of someone omo so ene eba sono ka yena ko mogroovong when the guy shows up le regte and she will go and pretend asif gae moje taba, mara we can all see gore kukhona ok’shaya amanzi. So she will be like ‘’ne chomi that girl ke bhari, we all know gore the nigga loves me and not her’’. Then the bostro won’t even look at her le ga one, skars le hello nyana. She gon drink till she gets fucked up (mabyala) then starts doing silly things that gon irritate her friends or a tshware plaka net to cause a scene at a club, a late daai nine (regte) and start telling her masepa and that’s when she be getting a warm klap she will never forget. Well what I’m saying is ladies learn to respect yourselves & I’m not saying don’t have a lil fun but please learn to do it with a little dignity also knowing & expecting the consequences or outcomes of your actions cause taba ya gore le tlo te bhanisa ka bomo via di nyatsi and leaving your child fatherless e tlo re lapisa while knowing very well gore to him you are just a side dish and nothing more.
So sad to see that monate wa kasi has lost its meaning and its soul purpose, the nice tunes that the dj will be droping will fall to deaf ears since people go out to flaunt their fongkong gear le pay nyana ya 5tao then kaosane motho gana le zaka ya petrol to go to work. Gone are the days when Mamelodians would come together to the dance floor and chant together……
“ELA ELA ELA ELA!! Thiba nthwe monate, Akere wa mmona! Wammona wetsang? Fao sa jive mmao gao rate! O tshasa vaselina!!! O ngwana mang wena? Baby ya mavuso etang!”
Nou when going out you have to worry about daai mense that be looking at gore onwang, o apereng and o vaya kang. The dance floor became a WIFI hotspot with bo miss mang mang tweeting and BBMing di skempe ka Thandi’s heels tsa ko makuleng and how they be drinking Glenmorangie le kamkho thabo asajeng nex kateng that night since he’d just be drinking di Heineken fela kateng. Kore ba lebala le gore why they went out. Next thing those megwanthies bao fasa ka di dumane tlebe ba jiva bo forspoto next thing o mmone bamo tseya ka masepa then kontle motho utlwa ka di mpama coz o gana go skepiwa after yena le di chomi tsae ba bathile bill ya tao eits. Shout out to the ladies bao te kgona and don’t need no mageza to buy em drinks so that they can have a good night and salutation to my bras bao hlapelwa ka di black label, klipdrift le di hansa then bring live to the building with their crazy dance moves and big shout out to the ladies ba mashayedi that be on the “I don’t give a fuck” tip. I hope this spring we will be having that partying spirit that brought us together kobo Moretele park, Phola park, Jack Budha, Class Extreme, & corner couch. Back when there was no The Village, Moloko and Hatfield Square was considered as ko matataneng, back when Gucci could only be afforded after saving for months and di dumane ne di tshabiwa. Back when you could go out alone and make friends ko pele and di dj ne di balega mo kasi, cause we are slowly becoming di khotane le rena and ga le jumpe nthwe blaine.
As much as lei chabang kateng ladies, statistics has proven gore 8 out of 10 spekes will most likely be victim of it. I’m not talking bout rape ne, no don’t get it twisted di 1not is when a brother whispers those sweet nothings and lwena wa wela so wa skepiwa then abasao fonela kaosane. This is also likely to happen to men too so fellas don’t think these women aren’t as conniving as we are. Some women then tend to think that if you apply the 90 days to the cookie jar rule then you are safe from such acts, well di 1not can still occur even if o ntraisa for di kgwedi, nothing will stop me from go chabela after getting what I wanted in the 1st place.
Well I’ve compiled a few ways to avoid such and you can thank me later after trying em with that potential, harde bras but it’s best if we give the ladies a lil heads up.
Compile a serious investigation on that potential bostro. If you aren’t certain about his intentions ka wena, find out gore o jola le mang, o skima bo mang and o phela byang. If he is single find out the reasons that led to his breakup and if o skiema di player, dig a lil on his past relationships (the type of girls he dated). If his got a girl then its most likely gore you just gon be a side dish or he might be in a process of leaving her for you. NB: if he does leave her for you then chances are that he might leave you for someone else too so be careful when coming to such.
Test the waters: Go to his place, but don’t give the cookie up. Insist on watching a movie nyana so, and then in the middle of the movie get a lil kinky. Kiss him till his gun stands to salute, then stop and tell him you aint really ready, that was a mistake. If wa kwata insist on giving him a bj or hand job coz he just might be dying from letswai, Blow job most preferable… theres no harm in sucking some dick (if you against bj’s then hambofa!). If he refuses the offer and just demands punani fela then you already know his intentions, so walk away.
Send him dirty texts to see his reaction on em, if he plays along then test the waters by saying I want you so bad right now but can’t give it up because (you excuse/reason). If wa kwata then you have your answer.
Ask him to go out to a very public place where you most likely to bump into a lot of people that knows him e.g.: park, shisa nyama, restaurant or pub. If he tells you ka mochayo insist on taking care of the fees or bill, If you get an excuse then you have your answered, but be careful for some bostros are slick and know how to play their cards very well. You might be introduced as a close friend, colleague or maybe a study mate.
When you have tested the waters well enough, had alota oral sex and foreplays with no penetrations involved and you are now really assured that it’s safe to give it up….
Monyobe!! Ya….Moje strong gore he won’t even forget a second of that intimacy. The only way to a mens heart these days is good sex. Hence the phrase “omo shapile ka penty”. If a brother is pussy whipped then it’s obvious that he will find it hard to run from you. Mara just because you got him in the palm of your hands don’t mean you have to relax. Always keep in mind that gonale bale bao shapa skero so keep the sex on a good peak and his yours for keeps. Fellas this tip applies to you too
If you do this all well then you will not have to worry about di 1not but if it happens that wao chabela then you should consider seeing a sangoma or moporofeta (onale senyama jo).
As much as we love to be made to feel special, there is none more irritating than that possessive lover who’s always breathing on your neck like lephodisa lao hloka uniform. Matters would reach a point where you have to send in a request before oya le spaza, then suddenly all your friends are not good for you (according to yena) but you’ve known em longer than him/her. Then suddenly it gets to a point where you aint supposed to go out on weekends nomo but yena ga fele menateng, ladies would get a dik donner to stay in, then fellas ba shapiwa ka emotional blackmail. Go maizisiwe nyana then bao shape ka lets swap phones for the day. Every girls/guys number who isn’t related to you gets deleted. Which reminds me of banyan aba kasi bao rata go te for a. ladies when fighting for a guy please stop using the term “monna waka” bona mo, wa te fora. Chances are that o nyatsi fela so save yourself the embarrassments till you have tied that knot.
“Just in case Ovias”
Bo sostro ashiba batla ka merwalo ko megroovong okare they going home (Limpopo), o kereya motho a tshwere di extra penty, combs, vaslapi le di lotion. Nakweo motho gana juba but it looks as if she and her man have arranged that straight after da goiwa moskepong, so we clearly know that yena o twayetse gore yena every time she goes out o vaya le di stranger at the end of the night. Ebile we don’t have to name em coz la ba itsi mos mara otherwise ke botshelo jo, re tla direng
Well I hope we’ve learnt a lil from this month’s issue so from me and the ohanang family (you) kere enjoy your July. Don’t forget to follow me @djkgaoza and share your comments and views on this article stay safe, re tla thulana ka August
KONTROLO NGWANA MMA!!
AO BO MISS MANG MANG!!
She only calls after 12 night shifts ka Voda
Gase teng the village o mo kreye ko Budha!
She dates the kinda guys baonwa le vathi la soda
Only 19 but she likes em older
Uh.. Bo miss mang mang!! Ba di fahlego tsa TV!!!
Tsa madume di senya nako, let’s get straight to business, kere ohanang?
Banyana ba smanje, alles ke mthebelele. Gana le 6 months ale ko tertiary but she knows all the hot spots in the area. She’s been to all events tsa entrance yao tura but o kena sgela ka bursary. She has an addiction of the weekend night life and her parents don’t even earn enough salary to satisfy even one night of her frenzy, every weekend ke a new outfit mara mama o spana di kitchen and papa o reila siyaya sao renka local. She has more followers than bonanag ko twitter but she’s only been tweeting for a month. Her facebook account okare celebrity page, she gets endless inboxes and wall posts from men who cannot help but admire the nude pictures she uploads for them. Thinking she’s on that cool rebellious tip. Drugs and alcohol which are slowly deteriorating her mind and increasing the chances to being 1 straight up blond. She went from being an A grade student to a bimpo who can’t even spell the name of her favorite drink. From one sdumane to another she hops like they playing volleyball and she’s the ball. Ba mo itsi pila ebile gabasane nako ya gae. She goes from super model looks to Capital Inn magosha look alike. From there abasa mo founela ge baya menateng so standards have to be lowerd.
From > To > tot
Zanzu > thibo café > Navigator
Mercedes SL55 > polo vivo > Mazda 323
Royal salute > Jameson > klipdrift
Moet > Hunters Gold > Smirnoff Storm
Auditor > Sdumane > Mkakathi
Falls pregnant, aborts it, deactivates all social sites, then lays low for a while. She opens a new facebook account with her real name and less nudity, after a while meets a cheese boy on the social site somar she has a clean slate, so fellas, check her history before jumping in. akao tlela ka malwetse. Akere banyana babohle ba byao. I’m just saying fela, dira research nyana pele o shwela nthwe’osae itsing.
Onyaka yao hlapa meriri ka di head and shoulder
Miss mang mang! Yeh kgante o ganang?
A kao mona live make you forget Bonang!!
Ko mpetong makes a grown man scream thusang!!
Lepipitlana la ko Gatatng, are shebele
Ga lahlihle satang. Mepako ke feeding skiem ko maouthi a parkang
Orato jiva kiss kiss miss salaiva!!!
Then gonale dilo nyana tse tsao palla ke skolo, not because of circumstances at home mara net fela kaonne banale highschool fever e snaks. Ba rata dilo snaks bana bat eng. After ba ken eke fever ya goba biosexual. Ba rata sex thata, aka lofa sgela net for 4_5. Dating college boys cause ba kgona go ba kentsha ko di low class clubs tsa bona “rio tech, club Africa, the page, times 4, etc”. They also become addicted to the 1st Friday ya month end, beers going for 1 rand a bottle. They flood the town streets, most of them on the phone, ke di ‘baby ro kopana kae’. Goiwa ko flateng ya o mo 1 where they slip into something that gon fool the bouncers gore they over 18. So it’s the same routine every month for the whole year tot e fihla nako ya di report, utlwa ka fail and fakes a depression moment and also sheds some fake tears to convince mamazala or le timer gore ene ese maekemisetso . next thing o ba shapa ka “nna I don’t wana go back to that school, I do not want to be a joke” so last resort ke? Register ko TNC. Ironic, rio -tech and zoom zoom are right across the street, so it’s like a child molester locked in a cretch mus. Net daar she becomes a mis mang mang too.
Television smile like karabo moroka
o’Xobella tsetsohle gae lahlile wao noka
o’Vruifa le mekhaba, akgone go pusha ya di sofa
Ga tsena ko skamping ono searcha le di potla
Wa lehlapa saat, gana di briki
Kere skobo sa mafello sao chuna ke di wig
O phela a screamela bafana ba di ntswitswi
Wei fetusitse kgogo ya bafana ba maswitsi
Wa lepona le legolo lao tlala dance floor
Always on the front seat maoto mo dimo ga dashboard
Chomi ke le ngeloi mara sometimes modimo onale go romela madimone, well ladies this portion is particularly for you,. Ke sho most of yall have that friend o ratang goja ka batho. Ko menateng o nwa ka wena, di airtime o di kreya ka wena. So ashi scenario. Le fihla ko di plekeng, bo the village so wamverstan, dintsha gore entrance fee e lentsha budgeting so yall have to limit gore lenwa byang. Skierlek ka di nako motho otla le bucket tse 3 so tsa mabyala le lebotlo lao tura nyana on the side bo di R.Martin (chomi ya gao). So then gotla ane outie nyana wao di kgohla wantshwara? Outie e fihla ka “ke omofe?”. Chomi o shupa wena ka smile net daar, wnea thinking gore bra o fasitse chomi yao and she just told him gore o vaya lwena so bra asa makala. Somar abuti onna mo pela gao ka di smile, drinks dia oketsega net daar, gwa hlapediwa, goba mnate, ba le setter ka alles lei nyakang net daar. Bo di ribs tsa jumbo le di fries tse large le di redbull for go fitisa. Ka di nako bare after party ko Montana (his place). You ,feeling safe, la dumela to tag along. Geo fihliwa daar ke dilo stele, double story house with white carpets, built in wall mounted heaters, he has a bar kamo ntlung with all the drinks you could think of, some with names you cannot even pronounce + a killer entertainment system. So party e tswela pele. Wena gao judge selo gore bao rekisitse, witsi ele motho wa chomi ya gao and then mola ele di nako tsa mapae motho wao tshwara tshwara.
Your friend lyena wa di pompa ka di “Ao chomi why o mo swenkela? Ke jackpot” wena osa maketse kamo o hlapetswe so awitsi wireng. Then it all leads to you sleeping with him. Somar vrug ge le tsoga o kwatetse jou achuz and she’s like “ao chomi mus neo nyaka byala so keo zametse plan, skatlo nhlolla lwena ne o monyaka”. Well all I’m saying is ladies hlokomelang when it comes to di tsala tsa lona kaonne some of yall le busy ka the term (BFF) hehe awitsi gore motho o naganela boloi fela or o skima kaone dilo di runner pila gao rekisa.
Ex boyfriends ba tlatsa file le folder
Introduction ke di drinks adawise cold shoulder
Onyaka yao hlapa meriri ka di head and shoulder
Miss mang mang! Yeh kgante o ganang?
A kao mona live make you forget Bonang
Ko mpetong makes a grown man scream thusang!!
Lepipitlana la ko Gatatng, are shebele
Ga lahlihle satatng. Mepako ke feeding skiem ko maouthi a parkang
Orato jiva kiss kiss miss salaiva
Nna mo bophelong baka hakese ka gana ke ngwanyana g eke mo fasa ne. I’m not bragging but it’s just something that has never happened to me and I’m very choosy when it comes to banyana. If ke skobo then she has to be as yellow as an asian gore asa jumpisa thata bokobo ba gae and if she’s dark she has to be something a lil close to bo Kelly Rowland. If not a kgahlise nyana atleast. But what I don’t get ke mekoro e yao swenka saat. So nna le my bras re kena ko budha on a random day, plus re utlwa mochayo daar re sa reka opma 6 cheese (Heineken) re tseya 2 each, go sa vhumbhuka mekoror nyana emengwe so yao apara pila mara wa bona gore le bona ba chaya cause the heels looked abuse and worn out. Ba re shapa ka one look ba bona gore adintshe ka rena, so ba jika kada ko Peroni side. Find some cheese boys nyana banwa di Don Julio le di cider. Ba te blomisa ka da until some point re bona setse bantse saam, so go kena my cuzy wa sdumane nyana are re jike ko motseng wabo. Ke shiya my bras ka da. So omo 1 wa di bras tsaka ke gashu nyana yao lahla site. Even a grade 7 student aka mo hloba. So ge nna le my cuzy re fihla ko mtseng ke di quick freshenup thean rea di kgohla. Rese ba kena budha seken, now accompanied by some bra le ane tigen wa snob nyana, bare baby onwang osa bitsa di Patron coffee liqueur, achuz wa cuzy osa swiper da. Mekoro ela e feditse di cheese boy tsela basa zooma rena da. Bra yaka wa gashu osayo betha 6_9, mokoro omo 1 follows him. He comes back ka di smile, kere “bla keng o tjinne so” bla osa nsegela teke are daai mokoro are re ba kgahlile. Since ke jumpile nthwe blaine kesa ba maize. Moshito nyana wa thoma ba emella ka di las bottle tsa cider (reserve) ba atumela dab a bina bo snaaks ampor mo pela rena. Ah re tla ba shapa ka moya net da tot ban gala baya gae. Motto of the story is “ska nyatsa, ska swenka, ska rata bodese especially osaje selo or ole mokoro”
Till ma next blog, let’s stay safe, le gruveng monate. Le sa swenkela batho ba lena this winter to avoid excessive electricity usage (body heat ke stele). Use those condoms. Don’t drink and drive, sont drink and crawl, ncono o bethe blocko wa gidla net daar, and le tla gruva mnate ka June 16.do follow me on twitter @djkgaoza & the blog itself @Ohanang and be careful ge o dira dilo tse snaks, I might be around ka camera.
Ohanang Generation documentary under construction so do DM me or @Bull15v your details if you are interested in appearing for an interview #NB Pretoria residents only for now Ohanang!!!!
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secondary titles inspired by song “bo miss mang mang – Truth ft Borotho & YP_EF”
Greetings to all my fellow readers, those who have recently discovered my blogs and those who have been with me through the journey since part 1, well I’m guessing some of you still think I am painting a negative picture on women in particular, but unfortunately that is not the case and if you still feel that way then tsamo tlaleya ko mamao ‘cause nna ga ke se buye..
So let’s pick off where we left off. When I type my blogs I love to make the viewer feel as if he or she is part of the action or scenery I paint through words. So we shall begin with a quick question for the timers over 40, well it works better if you have any family relation to let’s say a young girl between ages of 14 and 18. Daughter, niece or maybe your younger sister….. etc, wa ntshwara mus?
So what I want to know is o ka feela byang when someone your age or maybe older a namela that young girl? Ticks you off ne, well let’s just add a wedding ring on daai man’s hand. Surely makes your blood boil from disgust ne? Unfortunately that’s what bo “sugar daddy” go for. Daai cherry akase minde want die timer wa becha wa’mverstana, pays for her drinks ko menateng, takes her shopping at malls, buys her little fancy gifts like gadgets, accessories and jewelry which she could easily hide from her parents. You’d never spot them together at public places, but if you do they always have a gate escape story like, “she’s my daughters best friend and she’s helping me choose a surprise gift for my daughter’s birthday” haha ke tsibiki ne? Ya my bra I’ve been around and seen a lot. So I still need to know, how do yall feel le skepile di bambino nyana my bra’s? or di thaka tsa lena ga di nyake di mini 4.5? entlek aretswe da…
Mara la ba itsi bo mageza, kera bo, nrekele, nkadime, ntshwarise clipa, yeses ba tlapela blaine, motho o spana lwena, gets the same pay salary figures as yours mara 2days after pay motho setse a adima zaka from wena ai, well ladies le lena watch out, kore o tla fela mo di man, from jokey tot soap yao hlapa ekse. Then when his out in the streets o charma the young chikitas ka from skipa sa diesel tot le di kousu tsa Kurt Geiger that you bought for him, haha ,ya bo stunt man. And ge ba mo hlala o hlomola pelo byang, so ladies watch out because the bed he’s laying you on for that one night stand might just not be his but ya daai cherry o mo supportang okare ke yena njita mo relationship yateng so if akao kereya da jy’s in die kaak sesi
Then gonale bale bao rata go stunter thata, o kreye motho a khita Italian designer clothes, always up to date with all the latest trends. The best when it comes to sweet talking plus his wheels aga shem atleast dia mo zama bo ma polo 2011 or G5 ya ko SMD most commonly white, or bale bo Johnny walker but 1 hell of a sweet talker, kore a kao tshepisa di shares tsa ko MTN lwena wa tshepa but still knowing gana le ka di shares tsa ko spaza sa line yagae. So le wena o wele, ebe o tlale di drinks di reka ke wena. Bo ma 6 drinks later ao bethele hape gore le te kutswe. So on the way to his place njita e ova thata gore a maizise the baiskopo you about to see ge o fihla ko yena, on arrival o jumpa ke 4 room house ya ko an old loxion, bo SNS or deep D1 if ke motho wa Mamelodi otla ntshwara, ne ka mmao jo o tla shapa jaw drop, no gate, no fence, rusty roof le ntlu yagteng sale e bona pente ka 1995, then ge ore o labella outfit ya bra e ka reka omtrent bo ma roof paint le plascon nyana yao maizisa mo leboteng. Then worst part he gon tell the chikita gore asa rasa o tlo tsosa magogo while sneaking to his bedroom or mpanchi. I’m not mocking those affected by poverty ne mara I’m just saying if one can afford go grova jack budha or wear di takeshy (ya nnete) then he obviously could have done something ka his living conditions, or maybe rent a flat with better facilities than that drop toilet or go fetsa dijo tsa magogo when his 30 nogal. So after managing go nyonyobela to the *skampie ngwana batho o tla nyaka go fainter, o kopana le mpeto that looks like a fishing boat ‘skepe’ agona le ka tv or fm ka da just an old chest freezer e tshwereng seshebo sa magogo le that mini clothes cabinet yako pep ya material wa machangaan bag . Yeses nou she realizes gore mus mo o fasitse ke mbungulu yao apara pila fela. So gasana choice but to sleep over coz nakweo ke bo 2am so agona le ka taxi or bra otlo mmotsa ka petrol so they have to wait for vroeg, but if ke bale baba streetwise, o tla founela daai sex partner ya gonna ko khutsong or mahube to come fetch her then makeup a silly excuse like ba mo nyaka ko gae or chomi yagae ya lwala and needs her…. So ya if it happens gore hana plan and sleeps over, then the nightmare begins net da then the nigga o tla omella ontop of the poor lady di helle nag okare he hasn’t got any in 6 months. In the morning he’s gona wake her up ka bo 6am before magogo goes out to fetch water for bathing cause gotla nyewa if she finds her ka da, really now? At age 30 ba gana a skepe? Haha ya niggaz ba tlao makatsa out there.
Then gonale di bhari tsela tsao rata go hlubiwa okare kgogo, kore yena ke regular yao traisiwa and ba lemogile gore bra won’t do shit when they disappear after goja zaka ya gae or refuse go mofa mafali though on the same bed le yena that night. So they take turns ya go mo ira a personal ATM, then the following day bra will lie to us majita gore bana ba bamofa sparch, and if okare o lebella taba e pila in most cases these niggas ke di bhari tsela tsao hla di plaseng and think bona ke di kleva after arriving mo Gauteng or bale ne eleng di houd kop nakwe re sa gelesa (slow learners) then nou ba reila mazda nyana, kera bale bao shapa bele (small biznis) or venture yak o deneboom, well if you are from around mams o tla ntshwara gore ke ova kang. So tsona di bhari tse o kreye a nale molomo byang tussen majita, going on the way ajang banyana kateng. Ere banyana bat eng ba fihle, his mouth will be dead shut tot a tshwara plaka ya 6 beers then otla bula molomo okare o ova ka sim card sa tshwikiri. Ba mo freife mokhaba otla bona bhari e khenyolla kapela blain.
Mara la ba itsi bo stunt man? Bafana bao rata go stunter? Some of the ba kleima gore bona ke di dumane (skruf) mara as mathousand wa Outies Van Pitori would say, enoba di bhari ka baby face ba maizisa ka levora or 320i le mafura, mxm kore motho o tla flossa blaine ko chesa nyama ka koloi net da le bogate ya guess ya mpongo le phone ae reketseng ke mamazala, afta are yena ke skruf so ga peioe ke motho. Ere go tsene ane phone call so, otla utlwa motho are ko ngwanyaneng, babes are ka bowa, go tsugile mission nyana so ro bhetha meeting, kgante ke mamazala are busa koloi gae. Hehe then a fore banyana kamkho yena eleng mpya yak o teng and kamkho a ratang ke ladies kateng, mara tlala bhari e bhetha ke mfana wa 18 skero mara akase ove nex want wa itsi gore enoba mafura fela and ke lenyora ka mantswe fela so akatla a trapiwa. So bra o juta banyana ba di snob knowing gore ga ba itsi selo ka kasi life wabo, ake fyela motho in particular mara I bet most of us bao rata menate have encountered di bhari nyana tse so akere? Ok kore di bras ne in most cases ban ale di cheri that have already cracked them wa ntshwara.. the guy will go to all ends net go thabisa this chick mara she aint da, she just wants the cash and fancy stuff he buys her. O kereye motho a fedila opma 6clipa ka nako nyana enyane net mo byaleng then daai cheri onwa byala bo le ane lighty o mojang monate… bla o tla reka airtime ya bo R160 mara otla utlwa ka sms nyana e 1 then the rest e fella ko side man bo manyonyoba
O ba tshabe my bra, very charming, mostly good looking or just well groomed a ba apara nice nyana net 4 kontrol and will never try to impress a girl ka material things, he is well equip ka se ovo le AK47 but if it’s a baby brown then he’s mastered how to use it like a riffle, and if your tiken Is friends with someone like this then you should be worried for sure. He won’t mind being the side man and kept a secret or go phigiwa 9nine. He will do all the things you know you never did for your lady, comfort her every time you fuck up, and their strength is patience, kore o tla gidlisa bra tot vele mola jou cheri a betha di fok fok, bra tlao jela msadi net da san, so jy moen passop. But for now all I can say to the ladies is hlokomelang di bras, ba tlao baizisa, so rather go for mo zione wao se groove cause you know if his k=not with you o ko kerekeng. Bo mzalwane bona ke di 2 face so neva o ba tshepe, ska ba bona ba rata kereke so and ba hlomola pelo, daai lighties ba rata marao blain plus ba roba pelo nou so, otlao makatsa motho ne… well ma postol bona ba worse, plus bafana bateng ba rata amstel le savanna so every weekend ke beer bonyela…
Adawise 2nd half tot my next blog, I bet le tlo e rata thata coz I went out to do some real journalism and ended up with a few moemish video’s tsa ko menateng so be on the lookout for that one and you can follow me ko twitter ke @djkgaoza, ladies le sa mfasa ka itsi ke pila thata and I get tempted easily hahaha, KONTROLO NGWANA!!! Ohanang?
I’m glad my first blog reached more audience than I expected and let’s keep in mind gore my aim aint go painter a bad picture ka kasi or basadi le banyana nyana bateng but to bring forth dilo tse di iragalang and
re di maize okare ke nthwe e wete wa bo while kaosane they’ll also be affecting in ways like malwetse le crime, you’d think gore none of these things co ordinate with what I’m saying but otla bona on my final blog……
Mara lemme stop ka the grown up act coz nna ga ke shebele, ke bolela fela!
Thoma o ba botse ka beer, YESES! ba tlao botsa komkho mele wa bona ole holy ka teng, ebe ba ntshe le bible, kore they’d even start crying just to convince you gore go gruva is bad for you, hehe… Jika cubana wena, she’ll be the wildest soul there, and ever notice that most of the girls in these homemade porn clips ke bona bao rata kereke? Or maybe all that preaching e ba dumisa 4,5? Otherwise re tla bareng, nakweo kwabo ba itsi ele le v tag, aba makatse ka bhana las miniteng or maybe di thapelo tsa bona puts em in good books le Modimo after all the sins they commit, mara nthwe e nselekang is ba te kolmaka ka kere while they know gore enoba di febe fela like dilo tsela tsao ema corning ka di fridays hoping go fasiwa to have have a balance yao gruva ka di weekend. Kamo ba kena kerekeng bakha di hootch wearing last night’s outfit, akere wa itsi ba e nota ka spelete mo di roping gore ebe enyane and when its church time ba e bofolla then it looks like one of those long tight skirts they ntate moruti cant keep his eyes off. Heheh and probably his hands too…..
Then gonale those chicks bao hlaga di plaaseng (Limpopo, Mpumalanga, Free State and Eastern Cape. As soon as ba fihla Gauteng suddenly bona ba street smart, every month ba tswadi ba romela zaka yao patella apartment and classes which they hardly attend, but instead zaka ela e reka di wine + di weave tsela tsao sala mo mosamelong and gets you into trouble le regte gao fetsa go mo skepa, not to mention the makeup. Motho o tshasa makeup kore you’ll end up thinking gore her face is made of clay, ke sure le coloring book feels out colored compred to them, ka di eye brows tsa eye liner looking like the McDonalds logo and kamo ke dihlapelwa. Kore my bra alcohol okare ke something new to bona the way banwang ka thata ka teng… Ebie bona abana pride, ba no tshwana le bale ba dio social. As long as where ever you take them gonale byala le music they game, but gonale le bale bao fihla mo PTA ka di ncondo tsao traisa, ordering booze with names they can’t even pronounce, kore ke sure as soon as you call em ore lo groova, they start going through di catalogue tsa trade center looking for names of the drinks they gon taste “on your budget”. Kamo babang ko gabo bona abaso ba bone in 2 years, since motho ba itsis aya UJ, TUKS or TUT. Ba tlebe ba mmona ge course e fela a tswpogile. Ba ko res bona ba rata 4,5 thata, motho o tla missa lectures tsa beke e yohle a te khyelletse le juba ya gae doing Lord knows what. So dlallang kgole da, o tla hlubiwa boss…
Shap so gonale these girls bao nseleka blain, kore they don’t differ much to di s’ferb tsa di snob, thing is most of them banna kasi and ba blaine kao maizisa, like banale a decent boyfriend yao gelesa pila, drives koloi ya mama ya kgale and caters for all her needs. But when his not around gonale this thug that comes by to pick her up, get her drunk, shag the brains out of her “ka nama” then leave her there to pick his other s’ferb up, take her to his other crib and history repeats itself. Yet women bare (banna ke dimpya), but in a situation e so, one would ask why do alla that when she has a caring boyfriend that tries by all means to make her happy. Kore the boyfriend never gets to spend a night with her cause when night falls she belongs to ‘Bra sdumane”. When she goes out clubbing le boyfriend ya gae yena all the clubs tsa mo kasi dia mo bhora, kore go tla tsoga tshele, so they always have to skip toll gates cause wa itsi gore yena o tshabelang mo di local pubs and clubs, and if the thug finds her le the boyfriend, mfana batho wa thuntshiwa instead gore go bethiwe s’ferb. Now another mother looses a son who’s never done bad nor stole in his life just cause some sefebe was just selfish, kamo o kereye he was the only child and the girlfriend na treatiwa okare makoti gabo mfano,. But since sfebe enoba mpya she will go around just for the name of socializing le people in high places….. mara re tlareng? Ke bophelo ba kasi< tshwanetse go nonna le sehlabelo.
So being an entertainer, I have personally came across bale known as di groupie. Mathata fela bra and fall under two types,
Type1: They start acting like they don’t notice you, then find a way of getting information ka wena. Mathata a thoma da, these girls will stop at no cost till ba kereya se ba se nyakang, ba kaoshapisa le divorce net to get you in their claws. They are what we call the perfect makhwapheni till the motives appear. Ba shapa me tyle e le jou cherry finds disgusting and would never consider doing, ba kao gora le foro… So they sound harmless and easy to contain ne? byanong o tseya chance, di febe tyse know how to do their homework. Ba te tlwayetsa people close to you gore ba kgone go itsi every move you do, and if you tell em gore ngwano is bad news, ba tlao botsa gore you exaggerating, ojele da now you looking for an excuse ya gotswa da. If wamoja fela and try to run off, that’s where the hell gon start, o stalker, ao hladise, ebile if possible find a way to get pregnant ka ngwana hao, so skebe waja da o hlapetswe and always make sure you flush the condom as soon as o mo fologa.
Type2: Easy pussy, reja ka skiem da, le bra yagao who’s not a dj will get some, aslong as she and her friends always gets free tickets to event tse o letsang ko tsona or exclusive products tsa promotions, they always tag along in that kombi le team yagao le di chomi. Okereye motho osa tsena matric nakweo ke 4am on a Monday but yena le di chomi tsa gae ba nale lona in the car mo highway from witbank to Pretoria. Now I’m wondering what kind of parents allow their child who’s barely 18 gore ae taole so but at the end of the day, seshebo ke seshebo, majita ga shebele, baja fela.
La ba itsi bo legendary? Di febe tsa kgale tsao tlwedisa bofebe ke bhana but still doint try by all means to make a plan gore ba tsoge nyana to give their 3, 4 or 5 kids a decent tomorrow. Motho sale a tlwela sgela ka grad e 10 gore anne le juba who wasn’t even promising her any marriage, coz he know gore o nale regte. We all know gore having a baby lyena don’t mean akaseo tlwele, ngwana ase le nyalo! So he always brings her alcohol and drugs, yet she thinks he loves her. So after a while o fetoga leratha then juba yateng don’t go out leyena anymore gaya ko mogroovong, she’s just a skroplapi sao. Mara re tlareng my sizas n bras… cant say more ka these ones cause bang hurta ka situation sa bona
Ke fella da vandag, till our next blog aparang di condom.
Credz to my assistant Refilwe Sebatha for helping me out on this one
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And keep in mind, ga ke fyela motho, ke ova se kese boning kontle kwa.