The Ohanang Generation Part 4

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AO BO MISS MANG MANG!!

She only calls after 12 night shifts ka Voda

Gase teng the village o mo kreye ko Budha!

She dates the kinda guys baonwa le vathi la soda

Only 19 but she likes em older

 

Uh.. Bo miss mang mang!! Ba di fahlego tsa TV!!!

Tsa madume di senya nako, let’s get straight to business, kere ohanang?

Banyana ba smanje, alles ke mthebelele. Gana le 6 months ale ko tertiary but she knows all the hot spots in the area. She’s been to all events tsa entrance yao tura but o kena sgela ka bursary. She has an addiction of the weekend night life and her parents don’t even earn enough salary to satisfy even one night of her frenzy, every weekend ke a new outfit mara mama o spana di kitchen and papa o reila siyaya sao renka local. She has more followers than bonanag ko twitter but she’s only been tweeting for a month. Her facebook account okare celebrity page, she gets endless inboxes and wall posts from men who cannot help but admire the nude pictures she uploads for them. Thinking she’s on that cool rebellious tip. Drugs and alcohol which are slowly deteriorating her mind and increasing the chances to being 1 straight up blond. She went from being an A grade student to a bimpo who can’t even spell the name of her favorite drink. From one sdumane to another she hops like they playing volleyball and she’s the ball. Ba mo itsi pila ebile gabasane nako ya gae. She goes from super model looks to Capital Inn magosha look alike. From there abasa mo founela ge baya menateng so standards have to be lowerd.

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 From             >                      To                               >                      tot

 Zanzu            >                             thibo café                           >                            Navigator

Mercedes SL55                 >                             polo vivo                             >                             Mazda 323

Royal salute        >                            Jameson                             >                             klipdrift

Moet                     >                             Hunters Gold                     >                             Smirnoff Storm

Auditor                >                             Sdumane                            >                             Mkakathi

Falls pregnant, aborts it, deactivates all social sites, then lays low for a while. She opens a new facebook account with her real name and less nudity, after a while meets a cheese boy on the social site somar she has a clean slate, so fellas, check her history before jumping in. akao tlela ka malwetse. Akere banyana babohle ba byao. I’m just saying fela, dira research nyana pele o shwela nthwe’osae itsing.

 

Onyaka yao hlapa meriri ka di head and shoulder

Miss mang mang! Yeh kgante o ganang?

A kao mona live make you forget Bonang!!

Ko mpetong makes a grown man scream thusang!!

Lepipitlana la ko Gatatng, are shebele

Ga lahlihle satang. Mepako ke feeding skiem ko maouthi a parkang

Orato jiva kiss kiss miss salaiva!!!

Then gonale dilo nyana tse tsao palla ke skolo, not because of circumstances at home mara net fela kaonne banale highschool fever e snaks. Ba rata dilo snaks bana bat eng. After ba ken eke fever ya goba biosexual. Ba rata sex thata, aka lofa sgela net for 4_5. Dating college boys cause ba kgona go ba kentsha ko di low class clubs tsa bona “rio tech, club Africa, the page, times 4, etc”. They also become addicted to the 1st Friday ya month end, beers going for 1 rand a bottle. They flood the town streets, most of them on the phone, ke di ‘baby ro kopana kae’. Goiwa ko flateng ya o mo 1 where they slip into something that gon fool the bouncers gore they over 18. So it’s the same routine every month for the whole year tot e fihla nako ya di report, utlwa ka fail and fakes a depression moment and also sheds some fake tears to convince mamazala or le timer gore ene ese maekemisetso . next thing o ba shapa ka “nna I don’t wana go back to that school, I do not want to be a joke” so last resort ke? Register ko TNC. Ironic, rio -tech and zoom zoom are right across the street, so it’s like a child molester locked in a cretch mus. Net daar she becomes a mis mang mang too.

 

Television smile like karabo moroka

o’Xobella tsetsohle gae lahlile wao noka

o’Vruifa le mekhaba, akgone go pusha ya di sofa

Ga tsena ko skamping ono searcha le di potla

Wa lehlapa saat, gana di briki

Kere skobo sa mafello sao chuna ke di wig

O phela a screamela bafana ba di ntswitswi

Wei fetusitse kgogo ya bafana ba maswitsi

Wa lepona le legolo lao tlala dance floor

Always on the front seat maoto mo dimo ga dashboard

Chomi ke le ngeloi mara sometimes modimo onale go romela madimone, well ladies this portion is particularly for you,. Ke sho most of yall have that friend o ratang goja ka batho. Ko menateng o nwa ka wena, di airtime o di kreya ka wena. So ashi scenario. Le fihla ko di plekeng, bo the village so wamverstan, dintsha gore entrance fee e lentsha budgeting so yall have to limit gore lenwa byang. Skierlek ka di nako motho otla le bucket tse 3 so tsa mabyala le lebotlo lao tura nyana on the side bo di R.Martin (chomi ya gao).  So then gotla ane outie nyana wao di kgohla wantshwara? Outie e fihla ka “ke omofe?”. Chomi o shupa wena ka smile net daar, wnea thinking gore bra o fasitse chomi yao and she just told him gore o vaya lwena so bra asa makala. Somar abuti onna mo pela gao ka di smile, drinks dia oketsega net daar, gwa hlapediwa, goba mnate, ba le setter ka alles lei nyakang net daar. Bo di ribs tsa jumbo le di fries tse large le di redbull for go fitisa. Ka di nako bare after party ko Montana (his place). You ,feeling safe, la dumela to tag along. Geo fihliwa daar ke dilo stele, double story house with white carpets, built in wall mounted heaters, he has a bar kamo ntlung with all the drinks you could think of, some with names you cannot even pronounce + a killer entertainment system. So party e tswela pele. Wena gao judge selo gore bao rekisitse, witsi ele motho wa chomi ya gao and then mola ele di nako tsa mapae motho wao tshwara tshwara.

Your friend lyena wa di pompa ka di “Ao chomi why o mo swenkela? Ke jackpot” wena osa maketse kamo o hlapetswe so awitsi wireng. Then it all leads to you sleeping with him. Somar vrug ge le tsoga o kwatetse jou achuz and she’s like “ao chomi mus neo nyaka byala so keo zametse plan, skatlo nhlolla lwena ne o monyaka”. Well all I’m saying is ladies hlokomelang when it comes to di tsala tsa lona kaonne some of yall le busy ka the term (BFF) hehe awitsi gore motho o naganela boloi fela or o skima kaone dilo di runner pila gao rekisa.

Ex boyfriends ba tlatsa file le folder

Introduction ke di drinks adawise cold shoulder

Onyaka yao hlapa meriri ka di head and shoulder

Miss mang mang! Yeh kgante o ganang?

A kao mona live make you forget Bonang

Ko mpetong makes a grown man scream thusang!!

Lepipitlana la ko Gatatng, are shebele

Ga lahlihle satatng. Mepako ke feeding skiem ko maouthi a parkang

Orato jiva kiss kiss miss salaiva

Nna mo bophelong baka hakese ka gana ke ngwanyana g eke mo fasa ne. I’m not bragging but it’s just something that has never happened to me and I’m very choosy when it comes to banyana. If ke skobo then she has to be as yellow as an asian gore asa jumpisa thata bokobo ba gae and if she’s dark she has to be something a lil close to bo Kelly Rowland. If not a kgahlise nyana atleast. But what I don’t get ke mekoro e yao swenka saat. So nna le my bras re kena ko budha on a random day, plus re utlwa mochayo daar re sa reka opma 6 cheese (Heineken) re tseya 2 each, go sa vhumbhuka mekoror nyana emengwe so yao apara pila mara wa bona gore le bona ba chaya cause the heels looked abuse and worn out. Ba re shapa ka one look ba bona gore adintshe ka rena, so ba jika kada ko Peroni side. Find some cheese boys nyana banwa di Don Julio le di cider. Ba te blomisa ka da until some point re bona setse bantse saam, so go kena my cuzy wa sdumane nyana are re jike ko motseng wabo. Ke shiya my bras ka da. So omo 1 wa di bras tsaka ke gashu nyana yao lahla site. Even a grade 7 student aka mo hloba. So ge nna le my cuzy re fihla ko mtseng ke di quick freshenup  thean rea di kgohla. Rese ba kena budha seken, now accompanied by some bra le ane tigen wa snob nyana, bare baby onwang osa bitsa di Patron coffee liqueur, achuz wa cuzy osa swiper da. Mekoro ela e feditse di cheese boy tsela basa zooma rena da. Bra yaka wa gashu osayo betha 6_9, mokoro omo 1 follows him. He comes back ka di smile, kere “bla keng o tjinne so” bla osa nsegela teke are daai mokoro are re ba kgahlile. Since ke jumpile nthwe blaine kesa ba maize. Moshito nyana wa thoma ba emella ka di las bottle tsa cider (reserve) ba atumela dab a bina bo snaaks ampor mo pela rena. Ah re tla ba shapa ka moya net da tot ban gala baya gae. Motto of the story is “ska nyatsa, ska swenka, ska rata bodese especially osaje selo or ole mokoro”

Till ma next blog, let’s stay safe, le gruveng monate. Le sa swenkela batho ba lena this winter to avoid excessive electricity usage (body heat ke stele). Use those condoms. Don’t drink and drive, sont drink and crawl, ncono o bethe blocko wa gidla net daar, and le tla gruva mnate ka June 16.do follow me on twitter @djkgaoza & the blog itself @Ohanang and be careful ge o dira dilo tse snaks, I might be around ka camera.

Ohanang Generation documentary under construction so do DM me or @Bull15v your details if you are interested in appearing for an interview #NB Pretoria residents only for now Ohanang!!!!

Don’t forget to download the video trailer  below

http://www.datafilehost.com/download-873e4e61.html 

secondary titles inspired by song “bo miss mang mang – Truth ft Borotho & YP_EF”

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7 thoughts on “The Ohanang Generation Part 4

  1. ..hehehe wena djkgauza be careful when you post peoples pics n videos…

    Otlo swa boy…otlo swa osale omo nnyane!!

  2. Nna ake gane….no offence 2 gals,mara ke nnete…mara nna am de opposite of al dt,nt dt ka bragga o sumthng..js dt i knw maself

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