THE OHANANG GENERATION PART 7

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Spring se fihlile and mo loxion ke di party left right n center, babangwe ba tshwere ke stress sao hladiwa want baie van ons batho babantsho renale style sao kreya motho for every season, boma sdudla for winter and slender for summer le spring. Ebe re lebale gore sona sdudla seo re’s hlalang sei kantse go rata ka pelo eyohle ebe aofe seseng le seseng ose nyakang. Kaone rena authis renoba di forever flop we miss the important details of relationships and just chase mapyatla waya waya net fela for status sagore batho ge bao bona bare “eh daai man ke mpya, oja di chuma fela and o di changer like di boxer”. Le banyana bateng bao traisa authis ba naleng lerato ba tibisa di charmer net fela for flaunting, bra yena gana taba solanka a betha 1 da. So every month its a new guy, go beiwa photo mo  di social networks then ba hlagella saam ko menateng hand-in-hand, lyena bra ae puditse gore kyena las want o tshwere chuma, knowing little gore ompor half ya nyoras setse ba bethile gona da. Kamo ngwanyana teng ga fele menateng, every weekend yena ke di “checked in at _____ with _____”. Let’s be on the real, eteng authi e nyakang go nyala motho wao phela menateng? Le lona authis lenoba di flopo kao tibisa penty ya kontle le ko groovas ebe le tlisetsa msadi malwetse ko gae, akere don’t have a lil fun on the side mara kere before taking action, stop and think for a while, how will it affect you or your relationship in the long run? and Is it really worth doing?

BO PAPA/MAMA S’MANG MANG

Ka tshepa I’m not the only 1 who feels this way mara re lapile go bona bo papa smang mang ko groovas. Ek mean le lona la jumpa nthwe bline, o kreye a 40 year old a jiva le lepipitlane lao kena matric nakweo o shile ncosi yao lekana le yena daai tiken ko dladleng. Well nna I feel gore as soon as bao shapela daai 40th birthday ke sign yaore nako yagao yao groova ko di commercial venues n events e fetile, or at least vaya di jazz or meskien bo ma di societ tsela tsa di tie n uniform and o tlogele di club to rena di jong span. O kreye mama Thandi a shapile ke di savana tse 3 nakweo setse a thoma go shapa di patlama tussen di lighty, then o expecta gore kaosane re mo  hlomphe? Then kamo ba nyaka go re botsa gore re phela masepa. Ish bo mamazala le bo timer, kgopela le itsi di pleke tsa lona tsao groova le tlwele go ira tliasego ka bana ba lena and lena timers le tlwele go rekela di chacha mabyala ao tura ko gae gosena le bhupi, but I’ll get back to this one later on.

LEPANTA.

Piece by Emmanuel “FUDGE” Selamolela

Society has taught us that it is ok when a man has more than one wife but it’s unacceptable when a woman has more than one man… Well from point of view, I think both are just unacceptable…

mara let’s just say ne ele byao vele ….well some chicks seem to defy the odds, coz okreya ngwanyana ajola omtrent 8 ya ma outhi asa bone wrong, mara tseo tsona ke metsi amannyane, what realy sickens me is that okreye ngwanyana ale busy le bras ma outhi ba baskimaneng as if yena ke las number player kore you don’t understand gori pila.pila ngwana o onagan byang or.feela byang a’skepa kwena this week and then next week askepa ke achoose ya gaow ..antsi aistsi .gori ledi fo le .braas ..kori Kate potsisa gori .yena GE antse Ali one ..ote potsang ngwana .natho ? ..” I’m the shit? ”Ke traisa skim sosotle sa ma’outhi?”  Hai. ‘oh well, none the less .bateng bona bana ba ba so and I’m sure we all know one or two. I know most of you ladies may be like I’m discriminating against yall and saying it’s alright for a guy to sleep with more than one woman. But unacceptable when a woman sleeps with many guys, well just remember that if a key can open more than one lock, it’s called a master key…. but if a lock can be unlocked by any key it is a crappy lock and pretty much useless.

NEGLECT AND SHINE

Since eba nna akeso be le burden yao gudisa ncosi (baby) mara ka itsi difficulty yateng want I’m an uncle to 4 and ke gudile in a fatherless household, mara taba ya gore motho o kreye a apere pila, meriri ele up to form and always got cash to go out mara ngwana otswa mamina, gana s’bathu and o dichila okare o advertiser tshokolo is net kaak, ladies I’m not saying yall shouldn’t pamper yourselves mara try to make your children 1st priorities. Ene taba e yagore yall gon put all financial burdens mo timer ke masepa, it takes two to create ncosi, so you own an equal share of responsibility to ngwana lwena. Ene taba yao tsamaya le ngwana rond and bond making the baby call all your male friends malome is ook net kak, o nyatsisa le timer la ngwana gao, nagana gore daai bra o feeler byang when he hears ngwana a ova ka malome steve le kamkho yena malome steve amo reketseng ice cream kateng and a rekela mama plate ya di ribs ko spur then la mo  shiya mo  pela tv la te khyella ko kamoreng. Bana ba ase di bhari, ba taper everything that happens so kenore fela if le nale bo promiscuous le bo baby mama mentality, berekisa ncondo ya motswadi, not an adolescent teenager.

SATANE

I wrote this insert from a very recent experience or I or I could so say event.

So gonale batho ba bao sa rate go bona batho ba babedi ba thabile, ge ba ka bona wena le motho wagao le phedisana monate and your relationship flourishing ba thoma boloi, they go to the biggest extent to dig out old skeletons from your closest. Once they find gore you don’t have any scandals they start making up lies telling your partner gore wena ojola le ______ bao bone le yena ko ________ nakweo o kreye ne osatswa le ka jarata ka beke eo mara story sona se teng. And nthwe eleng sleg ka die mense ke gore in most cases ke bras tsa gao ore bras tsa motho wagao. Hence the say “in every relationship there is 2 happy lovers, an ex tryna break you apart and a few friends hoping to see that happen while they pretend gore ba le thabela and omo 1 o vayang di ngaka nine9 wasting his/her cash a jumpa di mbaola and buying potions that won’t even work so they can have a go at your partner. Mara boloi okase bo fetse, net nthwe nka le botsang ke gore hlompang di relationship tsa batho babang and if you know gore o single tlwela go zama gofa batho advice want lwena wa bona gore tsao ratana di go palletse, d’is hoekom ole sonoro.

BO MISS PSL

Agona wrong le go jola a super star or sports man, mara fashion e ya banyana ba mo Pretoria yao jola di soccer star is net kaak, lei fetola di tlaela and shaming your family name, going for gashu yao hloka ncondo. Kamo wa itsi gore o number 11 mo list ya megwanthi mara osa lwela da. Chances of him infecting you with an STI or STD are really high as you aren’t certain. Well a ke fyele motho mara ra di itsi ba itsi megwanthi yao tapa ke bafana ba Mvela le PSL, so bra’s dlallang kgole if le sa batla go phela sbaka nyana. Still not dissing or hating mo bafana bao dlala bolo, net la itsi gore ba phela byang, and most of the time banale go shapega kaonne abana di regte. So ge di’chacha tsa bona di le unavailable they resort to mekoro eme swak. O kreya daai nine ele sfebe sa magindza, kamo o tsamaya a nyobisa every gashu e mo rekelang 6 ya cider. So o nagana malwetse ao tlelang ona net da and weer kamo di febe di tlonna di go lata ka skiem, nakweo you are around 23-26 ka mengwaga then o late ke lepipitlane lao kena grade 11 le skiem sa gae bao botsa gore otswe mo jubeng ya bona. Kamo bao tshepisa di mpama while causing a scene ko pela ko wena. Kaosane bo makhi bo labella byang? O thoma go nyatsa ke di gashu mo strateng, geo thoma ore w aba fohlela bare “shut up wena,re tlao biletsa bale ne bao peipa ko pela kweno”. So bo my sister, die baling pila cause fashion nyana e ya lena is net kaak.

BO BIG TALK + GWABABA = NO ACTION

La ba itsi moes? All talk and no action. Ba rata go ova ka di cheri tsa bona which you’ll never meet, batla nyaka go botsa ka banyana asif bona ke di guru tsao jola. Mara if le ko menateng and some ladies join you on your table, motho o fetoga smumu, I’m talking about funeral silence. Nigga will be kissing his beer bottle the whole knight ebe lona le fase sale banyan aba fihlile tlebe aitse hello fela. As I laugh while typing this containg myself from naming some people as a friend warned me about getting shot, mara nnete ke nnete. Ladies, if a brother is all talk and acting suspicious or very quiet ko tafoleng finishing all the beers then congratulations. You’ve spotted a victim of gwababa. Shame mara it’s ok if he’s still in his teens for most young girls find a shy boy cute, but if that nigga over 20 then he has a serious problem. Nthwe tshegisang ka majita aoba le gwababa kore aba shote nex. Kere transie eteng, kontol ya zaka e teng, plus le ntlu or skampie sa mabaibai, mara okae utlwi bare lenyore la puller vandag. Always ke yena o driver di bras tsa gae le di couple tsa bona gae, or yena ba phela bam o drosra ale 1. Worse part abana le di regte, kore ke kgope mara yena he claims to know so much about women. Mara otlareng? Machancera ga fele.

BO BRA VOLKSWAGEN POLO/G5/G6

Ok let’s be on a real note now, brothers… arena jealous gore le kgona go patella installment sa 2tao/pm (R2000/pm) on your latest polo or golf GTI ne. Mara show off ya lena is really unnecessary, ek mean if some of rena di lighty re ka tlwela sgela ra botsa batswadi bantshe deposite ya transie n pay di installment ka tuition fees I bet re ka reka di Volvo or Mercedes. So kgopela le hafole dilo tse le di irang, you know what I’m talking about mus. Ene taba yaore wena o vaya ka transie ya latest model, nakweo wena osa pitlahantsha ban aba kweno ko ntlung ya 4 room or osa robala kamo zozong yao thibiwa mesoba ka newspaper enoba bo tlaela. Straight talk, baie van jull kasi outhies is net di flop and di gashu. A wise man would know to invest in lifetime assets like a house or stable business. Mara since we live in a society of show offs and hoe’s that wana be sponsored instead of getting good grades and seeking a stable career, we fall victim to the trap that our enemies wishes upon us “failure to launch”. So rather flaunt with fortunes while having investments and insurance moola than throwing change in the air while knowing you are still in dept.

Otherwise, kasi will never be kasi without such charecters, and apologies on the late issue, due to management glitches. But until next month kere kontrolo ngwna!!!!!

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